Wednesday, November 18, 2009

How Do You Choose The Right Jockstrap

Kord-ride, The 2nd or "the yellow monkey is only statistically present"

report Brunni :
early October, giving rise to the tradition of second-Kord trip to Holland instead. Also this year the ride was themed: "Maximum consumption at minimum energy consumption"


summary, one can festahlten that we have made this theme again all honor. It was massively drunk and eaten, as if to drive up the cholesterol level Olympics. In contrast, movements were avoided, unless they were essential for the video game success. The fact that we have taken no diapers was about all.



But now the end as he is my (incomplete) memory has happened to episode: On Friday afternoon nine people started in Holland. Members of our tour group Martin and Martin, Darius, mill were, Orn, Bastian, Tobias, Christian and myself. Once in Holland, we started off we set. The countless food and alcohol were stored reserves, which at the crowd was not so simple. We also built (if I say we, I mean mill) on the projector and brought with him associated with the game consoles. This design should also be our center of life for dienächsten days . Represent In particular, Bowling on the Wii and the game with the colored Affenauf the Playstation 2, developed into an absolute tear.

The Friday evening was then celebrated with alcohol, grilled meats and an underground level of conversation. But the friends of art photography came at their expense. Using a meat sausage, we turned the defenseless Bastian in a work of art. The evening ended, according to our fellow travelers for Darius and I had clock at 7:30, after we drank whiskey neat and have identified the WWF Champion in our midst.

Saturday started with breakfast for part of our team cans and stinging. Others turn spent their morning trying to photograph well perfused parts of the body of fellow travelers. During the day, we drank, ate barbecue meat and played bowling. The attentive reader already recognizes a certain constancy in our daily routines, which should last until the end of our journey, too. After the attempt the movie "Transformers - The Astral Factor" to look at, had failed, we made regarding the consumption of alcohol played a shovel and looping Louis with grain. This led to a photo session for R2D2 and a strange poker game in which Örn take care of drunken players had. Bastian carried off the prize, although he was towards the end of the round with his head in his own chips. As the evening ended, unfortunately I do not remember exactly.

The next day I woke up from my nausea. And after they had business I joined the Home group looked the blockbuster "Blood Fist VIII" with Don "The Dragon" Wilson and even looked over. The other group of fresh-air fanatics drove to the beach. Apparently they saw something there, what was the rest of us failed in these days: They saw other people. Otherwise, they had nothing exciting to report. Otherwise, the day after the usual pattern splashed before them. It was drunk, played with the monkeys and gequizzt. Only the question according to who has already taken a shower and how often, caused a big surprise: Mill and Bastian had three or showered twice. So who takes a shower as often, the civilization has not yet been overcome. That must be better at Two nearest time.

On departure I had after I had broken open, notice that the house was in a miserable state. But that was no problem, since we had booked with the final cleaning. The return journey was largely uneventful. Only Bastian, Tobias and Christian tried to escape the boredom that by bringing their vehicle search by customs.

So, that was our weekend summarized in brief. To the outsider it may represent something SAVEAS uneventful. That's right. But it was thought. Who wants an adventure holiday, you must ride somewhere else. With us there was only neglect, silly talks and alcohol. In short, a successful weekend.

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Mary Kay Walnut Bronze Foundation

stiff breeze - all

Grotesk like it happen to one or another reader if I confess that I, as co-founder of the hopping movement, in the past 2 months Grounds France and Australia ticking off, never was in Bremen, but it is a fact. Well, I was also the last season for the first play time in Bochum, but when ever been in the league 1 !??!?

However, crosses SupaDupa you do in election year 2009 on Sunday, and therefore I could not even put off scheduling. Together with Brunni, Hetti Örn and I made a whole load of sex appeal, which could be accommodated only with difficulty, in my rocket.

Sadly, however, was the center of this car crew Brunni, has set itself on a diet - and this is no joke. On the basis of an already taken place and a still pending medical examination for the purpose of speedy tenure, he is now languishing and languishing as an ascetic before him. He does not smoke, no drinks, eats nothing and there a fat ... make some carrots from a Brunni not have any Kai plum, he fucks it either. What he is however excellent may digest, and to digest it produces gas clouds that waft otherwise only on the huge pasture breeding cow herds. These gases he separated during the trip from various times what the car occupying almost ad nauseam, but he himself brought to the highest level of ecstasy. Well, the poor fool ... he has nothing else to laugh at the moment.

little green around the nose, we reached Bremen - but green fit somehow, and so we were not at all in the dance of countless followers of Bremen, which pushed their way towards the river Weser Stadium. Brunni plastered in front of the stadium and I have one fish sandwich (Raw fish so he could eat, the bread was drumrum mM kosher but not after), and was already entering the stands. The stadium will be rebuilt even just a "jewel box" (to quote the moronic European Cup commentator of Thursday), which provided us with no roof and two cranes in the viewing area. Nevertheless, we anticipate that there will be a beautiful stadium!

need to play I do not say much, everyone has seen that the first half and botched the second half of gold, even if Kerry was not even gold! The third half-time it was unfortunately not höhöhö ...

The return trip was again accomplished in record time, and after a short final instant the golden M in Schwerte, in which Brunni actually allowed himself a single chicken nugget, I chauffeured home, the two victims and then I go to bed.

And we, we'll know exactly - Wiese is a woman!


addendum to the horror festival:

Here are the piece of art that created our Kürbisschnitzikone Meike for Halloween party a week ago! Hats off to so much fabulous hand: